Imagine a world without misandry

Shannon Drury, President of the Minnesota National Organization of Women Wimmin Wymyn. wrote an article for the Minnesota Women’s Press concerning her wish for us to “[i]magine a pro-vagina world”.

No joke. She starts out:

When I first started thinking about a Democratic presidential nominee for 2008 (sometime after the weeping stopped in November 2004), my criterion was simple: not another white guy.

Her qualifications now established, she continues:

I have nothing against individual white guys, mind you. My charming husband happens to be one, and before long my 8-year-old son will be one too. But white guys are way too entrenched. They’ve been running things since the dawn of humanity, despite a handful of anthropological studies that show matriarchies did exist, before patriarchies squashed them like bugs (lady bugs).

Her cogent understanding of the History of the World the Herstory of Gaia also established, she – to my complete dismay – continues:

I realized that I wanted a woman to be the nominee much more than I thought. I wasn’t satisfied with Obama, who is not white. He’s still a guy, and I am sick of guys.

She projects the following upon all parents:

I want what any parent wants. I want a pro-vagina world for both of my children.

Her biography?

Shannon Drury is a self-described radical housewife. She lives in Minneapolis with her family.

Hmm. Doesn’t sound right.

Shannon Drury is a racist, gynecentric, matriarchic supremacist. She lives in Minneapolis with her family.

Fixed.